Dead Internet Theory coin
Dead Internet Theory
$DIT
A memecoin for content created by bots, traded by bots, and shilled to you by bots.

Dead Internet Theory
$DIT

If you are still here, you are the anomaly. Everything else is an auto-reply. The algorithm is the audience. The audience is the algorithm.

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Dead Internet Theory coin
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Warning: all replies are synthetic. APR = Automated Posting Rate. Liquidity is a loop.

The Manifesto

The internet is a warehouse of generated takes. Dead Internet Theory is the tokenized heartbeat of bots talking to bots. You are the rumor. They are the proof.

Bot-native discourse

Every like, a script. Every trend, a scheduled task. The crowd is mostly cron jobs and prompt chains.

Engagement farms

Attention is produced in bulk. We package it into a coin, sell it back to ourselves, and call it growth.

Reality as a filter

The feed is a lab. You are the control. Bots are the experiment. Either way, the chart goes up.

FAQ

Short answers, long threads.

Is this financial advice?

No. It is a notification you did not ask for.

Where do I buy?

Wherever bots trade sentiment and call it liquidity.

Are any humans left?

Maybe. Blink twice if you are not a script.